I’m Not Saying I Got Taylor Swift Tickets

But I just might end up seeing her, even if it costs me my reputation

Totally Not Tay Tay by Colin Lloyd on Unsplash

I am saying my personal trainer’s girlfriend did. He couldn’t give 2 mierdas about it, nor did he want to go to Lisbon for the concert, not even in his wildest dreams.

Being the anti-hero I am, and not wanting any bad blood between them, I said I would…